a friend of ours....

"The six-foot-one nascent muscle dude was wearing flimsy track pants that might as well have been pajama bottoms, 'cause we all know what one wears under PJs, right? Same thing with his black trainers, which could easily have revealed his religious affiliation.

Either that, or 'he' had his large pet snake with a swollen lip in there, just floppin' around and havin' a good ole time.

Freshly worked out, happy ' ' climbed into his bigass gas-guzzlin' SUV, like it was a perfectly normal thing for an endowed movie star to dangle 'n' go."

courtesy ted casablanca E!