It has come to our attention that there is a Melbourne man who has been entering nightclubs and masquerading as a staff member. This man has no shame and is known to carry a tea towel with him to help his impersonation.
The perpetrator is known only as 'Napoleon D.'
He has been able to gain access to areas reserved for staff and has even been known to wonder around on stage. There is a rumour floating around that he has even tried to strong-arm a famous D.J. I am releasing a photo of the man in question in the hope that the public can help apprehend him. If you come across this individual do not approach him directly as he is known to be unstable. Please call the relevant authorities.
Thank you
Star's Hollow Staff.
what a hottie, where do you find these men?!
ReplyDeleteSophie need to make herself known to the Sun Theatre box office at once.
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