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older than chuck's mum!!!!!!

Oh my goodness me! A sad realisation for me this evening, whilst watching my guilty pleasure GOSSIP GIRL!

I am older than Chuck Bass's mother! Aaaargh! This discovery was made whilst Chuck was opening his father's safe, the combination, as explained by chuck, was the date of his mother's birth. 791969. ie 7th july 1969! I feel sick!
While on the subject of 'guilty pleasures' and GOSSIP GIRL, I kind of have a crush on the dad, now he is hot!

we take our voting polls seriously ...ok!

So, I was thinking about J's current 'hot or not' and i knew which way I would vote immediately, however, I thought I would investigate a little further to give a local Melbourne boy a fair go.

Great guy, stayed with the same unfamous wife for years, writes and directs his own films (Q AND A at the Nova March 12 to discuss his latest project), he races cars, he still lives in Melbourne......so he sounds like a great guy, but is he hot???? I still know which way I am going to vote, but this may help those of you still undecided!

And don't forget his HOT friends...........



Hmmmmm, just thought i might make you think twice before voting!!!!!

Guess Who?

Now who might this be??

Any ideas? Should be an easy one.

(Not you Kell!)

J's Fashion Favourites

These two wonderful women stood out for me last night, not only for their beauty but their grace and poise throughout the evening. Both had difficult tasks for the evening - Ann had to sing and dance in front of the world while Jen had to act like Angelina wasn't sitting front and center while she presented. Kudos to them both. And of course they both look stunning as always.

And my favourite couple of the evening will not be hard to guess - they were adorable .


And finally my secret shame - I actually liked Mylie's dress!! So shoot me! If I was fifteen I'd be so excited to wear that dress too.

Thank you to K. who hosted a fabulous Oscar's, to rival Vanity Fair and Elton's parties! And notice she got every award correct - Go K!!! See you at next year's where hopefully we'll get to see Hugh strut his stuff again.

Oscars Night!

Well, those of you who know me, will know how excited I am right now, as one of my favourite days of the year is almost here.........Oscar Night! I love it all! I love the red carpet, i love sitting through hours of awards, right until the end, and have often sat through them twice in the one day. I have about the last 15 years of awards on VHS. Actually am i sounding a little tragic! Maybe!

I love to sit and spot my fave actors in the audience, to see who brought who, to see sly looks across the room when they think the camera isn't watching, to imagine what they are saying to each other when they lean across as inconspicuously as possible.


Anyway, my predictions are below. I have unfortunately not seen all nominated films, which is generally an aim for me, however, here goes:


BEST ACTOR
SEAN PENN

I think he is a genious. he is brilliant in MILK and even though he is a kook, Hollywood loves him. If he wins, watch out for his speech, always throws something a little controversial in!


BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
HEATH
If he doesn't win, there will be an uproar. Let's face it, he deserves to win not just for this role, but for a body of work that sadly we have all missed out on. RIP Heath.

BEST ACTRESS
KATE WINSLET
I haven't actually seen The Reader yet, but she has made a bit of a fuss about being nominated so many times (did anyone see the EXTRAS episode?) and her body of work is brilliantly consistent, so she deserves it!

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
PENELOPE CRUZ
Not a fan of this lady, but i think she did crazy pretty god damned well in Vicky Cristina!

BEST PICTURE
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

Although I am running with the favourite here, I think that this is a film that has a lot to offer. It wasn't what I was expecting, but I was thoroughly mesmerised by a well executed, well acted, and intriguing film.


Of all the great Oscars moments, below is one of my very favourites!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8RIS5GJqAg&feature=related

Goodluck to the delightful Hugh jackman, and watch out for the lovely Zac!

Have a great Oscars night! I'm off to iron my frock!

Priceless Gilmore Moment

This is one of my favourite Gilmore Girls moments, short but classic. Pay particular attention to Dean's (Jared) reaction. He turns away to laugh when they begin to sing and I have a suspicion it is unscripted. Enjoy.

You REALLY think he's cute????

We are lucky enough at Stars Hollow to have a roving reporter in the field! She is 'T', she is 14 years old, and she is our link to an age group we have long left, and a window on her generation.

Her first mission was to give us a Top 10 list. This list came about when she kept telling us all the 'spunk rats' of our era were 'gross'. I mean I'm not a huge Brad fan but you can't call him gross!!!! Even Johnnie Depp doesn't do it for her! Needless to say we then became fascinated with who teenage girls think are hot these days.

So here is 'T's

TOP 10 Hot Guys

(not hers personally but who she thinks are the general Top 10)

(I think I'll add photos in case we don't know who the hell they are)

1. chace crawford- gossip girl

I'll give you this one T - shades of the beautiful Zac and Gossip Girl is fabulous

2. zac efron- hsm, Hairspary, 17 Again

Nothing to be disputed here!!! HOT!!

3. ben mckenzie- the oc

Not sure - cute but not hot perhaps

4. adam brody- the oc, In The Land Of Women

LOVE Adam - can't believe I forgot him on my list. Well done T.

5. Matthew Werkmeister -zeke Kinski on neighbours

Who the f...??

6. cam gigandent- twilight, the oc, never back down

I think this one might just be too hot for a 14 year old girl!!!

7. david beckham- soccer player
This one's almost our age and still attracting the young girls - impressive

8. lance "buddy" franklin- hawthorn football club
Have you never seen Daniel Giansiracusa?

9. marc murphy- carlton football club

Really???? Hot??

10 aaron johnson- angus thongs and perfect snogging.

Nup! Looks too much like Shia LaBouf and he's just not hot!

So there you go. I've added my thoughts but I'd love to hear yours and I'm sure T. would too. Go nuts and tell us what you think of this list.

Deep Breath Girls....

Why the hell has it taken until now to discover this gem????

Mr Bradley Cooper.

Phwaoooooow!

If you need to see more of him, check out 'He's Just Not That Into You' in cinemas now.

I'll definitely be going back for seconds.

Orlando Bloom

This post is specifically to help Leslie, and anyone else who needs a visual reminder, to decide which Orlando she is going to vote for this week. (see right side bar)

I am more than happy to oblige with a few photos as the more time spent looking at Orlando the better as far as I'm concerned. So here he is....

First up the magically gifted elf, Legolas from Middle Earth.

Next, our favourite pirate, Will Turner.

And who doesn't love a bushranger ... our very own petty criminal, Joe Byrne.

And finally, I couldn't locate a photo of Orlando on the phones at the telethon (surprisingly) so this shot will have to do. Orlando as himself and doing it damn well I may add!

Hope this helps Leslie - now get voting!

Orlando Bloom - how do I like him???

Further to J's survey regarding Orlando Bloom, I propose one more category be added to this survey. (although I did already vote and thought that he was absolutely hot manning the phones the other night...oh yes indeed!)

The category I propose is

Or "in the arms of K"...........













A blatant brag ladies , but I have been in the arms of Orlando Bloom, and if I must say so, he looks to be enjoying it!!!!!

Happy Valentines Day

In honour of Valentines Day here is one of the most romantic television moments courtesy of Gilmore Girls of course. After years of waiting Luke and Lorelai finally go on their first date. Their first kiss was fabulous but for romance you can't go past Luke's now famous line...



“This thing we got going here, you and me, I just want to let you know that I am in. I am all in.”

It makes me go all gooey just watching it again. Enjoy and have a wonderful day.

Or if you are not with the one you love.....

Try this....

What The .....??!!

By any chance did anyone catch Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman last night!!!!! If you did then you will know exactly what I am talking about, and if you didn't then do yourself a favour and check it out. It is well worth it. Hilarious, uncomfortable, and very bizarre.

The Youtube vision has been pulled previously for legal reasons but it seems to be back online. Enjoy.

Results Are In

The votes are in and counted and there has been a landslide victory. Mr Billy Ray Cyrus is beyond any shadow of a doubt HOT!!!

Now some people may think that sending an email begging people to vote HOT for Billy Ray may be considered cheating - I disagree. I just know that all those people would have voted, they just needed to be made aware that there was a survey in progress.

We also had a comprehensive victory for Edward Cullen who romped it in over Jacob Black. I expected this result but I still stand by my vote for Jacob and no floppy-haired vampire will change my mind. How on earth can you prefer a boyfriend who is freezing cold to touch and feels like marble, over a hotblooded werewolf with a cheeky sense of humour?? I think I'll repeat that vote after all 4 movies have been released. Jacob will no doubt pick up a few more supporters by then.

stars and scars

In light of what my last few days have involved, I thought a top 10 'STARS WITH SCARS' was in order. Always intriguing, aren't they. You spot a really obvious scar on someone and you can't tell me you don't want to know where it came from. So here are some of my favourite 'stars with scars'. Do you have any?

1. Callan Mulvey

Now known for his role in 'Rush' and 'underbelly', he was known pre scar from 'heartbreak high'. in 2003 had a very scary car accident in which his face had to be totally reconstructed and he was blinded in one eye.

2. Tina Fey

A very cool and smart lady who won't reveal where the scar down one side of her face came from...somewhere in her childhood that apparently upsets her mum to talk about...

3. Seal

An african skin disease that landed him Heidi Klum!

4. Harrison Ford

an oldie but a goodie - hit a tree with a car..oops!

5. madeleine West

turned getting hit by a bus into an ad campaign for bandaids. funny!

6. Zac Efron

had his appendix removed in January. He is reportedly using emu oil to get rid of the scar

We can get him into any list!!!!!

Justly Deserved

Heath Ledger has been awarded a posthumous BAFTA (British Academy of Film and Television Arts) for his performance as the Joker in the The Dark Knight.
He was named best supporting actor at an award ceremony in London, beating Robert Downey Jr, Brendan Gleeson, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Brad Pitt.

Congratulations Heath - We wish you were here to see it although you probably would have hated all the hoopla!

W.W.L.D.

It's Sunday which means that for those who are of a religious nature, it is the holiest day of the week. I thought this would be a perfect day to mention a belief that K. and I share. It is not a recognised religion but that does not mean it is any less valid!

Our beliefs center around one basic tenant - W.W.L.D?

W.W.L.D? stands for 'What would Lorelai do?'

For those of you who are sitting at your computers with a blank look on your faces, Lorelai is the main character from 'Gilmore Girls', and quite frankly if you don't know that then why are you reading a blog called Stars Hollow??

When ever a question arises, be it moral, ethical, or just practical we ask ourselves W.W.L.D?

For example - After picking up the kids from a friend's house tonight I thought - 'What on earth am I going to do for dinner? Meat and 3 veg, casserole, lasagna? Then I thought W.W.L.D?

So we had left over take-away and bought a big tub of double choc chip icecream! Now that is what Lorelai would do!

So... now that I have explained W.W.L.D? I am proposing that every Sunday I ask a question and see if you can answer it as Lorelai would. What cha think? Fun Huh?

First question - It has been over 40 degrees all week and the garden is shrivelling up. Due to the drought you're not supposed to water today, your next allocated watering day is Wednesday. W.W.L.D?

Bliss!!

What do you get when you add Matthew Perry and Zac Efron together?

A very excited Jenny!

Matt was always my favourite boy 'Friend', and he has teamed up with the very young, but very delectable Zac Efron to make a movie that I will no doubt see on multiple occasions. I am fully prepared to love it, even if it sucks, just for the casting.

It's about a guy whose life didn't quite turn out how he wanted it to and wishes he could go back to high school and change it. He wakes up one day and is seventeen again and gets the chance to rewrite his life.

Shades of Freaky Friday which can't be bad, and besides who wouldn't love to turn back the clock at some stage of their lives?

I know K. will come with me - anyone else??

Some Extra Beach Bodies for K.

Aaah! Marcus! Even wheel-chair bound you were hot. He's well on his way towards 50 and this body is very worthy of K's beach perve.


Ryan Kwanten - these days he's moved a long way from Summer Bay and rarely has his shirt on. For this we will always be grateful. I know one reader in particular who will quiver with pleasure at this addition (Hi Kell).

Now I am well aware that my co-author has already shared the joys of Channing Tatum with you but I just couldn't leave it at that, in fact I have so many near naked shots of CT that I couldn't choose..

so here he is again. If you haven't seem 'She's The Man' yet than go and borrow it just for this scene!

I'm a recent admirer of this beach worthy body. It is Mr Cam Gigandet and HE IS HOT! Even as the evil vampire James from Twilight you could see the potential, but for real AAA eye candy see the fight flick - 'Never Back Down' also starring Sean Faris from K's list.

Greg Louganis, the pretty boy of international diving and one of the hottest beach bodies still.

I hope I have been able to add a little to K's recovery and that I have reaffirmed her faith in me after the Billy Ray fiasco.

I would particularly like to thank her for the Zac Efron addition to her list - I always need a little Zac in my day.

If you have any other bodies you think should be shared let us know and we'll post them for you.

the healing process

In light of all this unnecessary Billy Ray hooha, and the confusion that surrounds me, I feel that I must take a break for a few days to reassess where myself and billy Ray belong in this world! So I leave you in the capable blogging hands of J while I am gone.

To aid me in this healing process, i have made a quick list of beach bodies i would like to see while on my sabbatical to Portsea! Would love to hear your thoughts and additions.

1. Matthew McConnaghy

Not to everyone's liking, however, much shirt off action and kind of fun. Bongos in the nude anyone?

2. Channing Tatum

HOT! RIGHT?

3. SEAN fARIS

Some of you may know him better as 'Dino" from 'LIFE AS WE KNOW IT', I would just like to know him!

4. TAD HAMILTON

Yes indeed, i would like to win a date with tad hamilton!\

5. TOM WILLIAMS

an old surfie fave!

6. SIMON BAKER

So cute!

7. KEVIN BACON

wHO KNEW??

8. ZAC EFRON

For my dear friend J!!!!