Gossip Girl vs BH 90210

Conversation heard at the above function.........

JESSICA: Hi, Brandon.

JASON PRIESTLEY: I go by Jason in regular life, actually.

JESSICA: Yeah, but you’ll always be Brandon Walsh to me. Actually, last time I was on my show, my character dated the Brandon of the show.

JASON: Who’s that? Dan?

JESSICA: Yep — smug, questionable hair, kinda dull, annoyingly superior at times.

JASON: And who was your character?

JESSICA: Well, Blair is Brenda, but also sort of Kelly. And Serena is Kelly, but also sort of Donna. So I’m probably Valerie.

JASON: Out to ruin lives but a lost little girl inside?

JESSICA:… Hmm, that sounds more like Georgina Sparks.

JASON: Andrea? Bespectacled dork who liked cuffed shorts?

JESSICA: Nope.

JASON: Okay, so… Gina? Brought on in later seasons to stir things up?

JESSICA: Nah, that sounds like Serena’s cousin.

JASON:… Emily Valentine?

JESSICA: I think that’s probably Georgina again. I was never interesting enough to burn down a parade float or slip you U4EA.

JASON: Oh, that’s not good. Susan?

JESSICA: Too goody-goody.

JASON: Emily Valentine from the time she had the terrible brown bangs?

JESSICA: Too reformed.

JASON: The girl who married Steve?

JESSICA: Are you kidding me with that?

JASON: Well, who does that leave us with? I can’t even say this…. you’re TRACY. Right?

JESSICA: Tracy? The boring girlfriend who just kind of whined a lot and was dumb enough to think you were proposing? Please God no.

JASON: Clingy and kind of a story mistake? Never fit in with any of the other characters and made lots of dumb assumptions about things?

JESSICA: … Thanks. Thanks a lot. You have officially made my time with that show feel EVEN WORSE now.

JASON: No problem. Listen, at least you never had to say the line, “They must be here for Dick.”

JESSICA: That’s true. I win at that anyway.


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