Not only is he a Australian Rules footballer which immediately qualifies him as a bogan, but Mr Ben Cousins has repeatedly disgraced himself , and sports full bogan tatts on his stomach - A very hot Bogan!
David Beckham - Have you heard him speak? Enough said.
I'm sure there are many more Hot Bogans out there - this is just a taste. I even have a few Hot Bogan Chicks up my sleeve but I'll save them until another time.